just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
i think i just lost a toe
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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