3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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