do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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