Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Randomize
