lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
handjob tips. give me some.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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