Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
that's an acceptable place to lick
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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