That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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