Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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