Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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