arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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