You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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