either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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