I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
There r osticjed everywhere
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
