return my video game
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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