Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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