Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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