On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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