So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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