You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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