I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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