you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Randomize