first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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