Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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