Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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