i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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