belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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