My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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