We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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