I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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