dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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