belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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