Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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