The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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