Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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