He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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