Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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