Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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