Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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