I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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