butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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