You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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