If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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