physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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