she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Thank you for not boning my boss.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
The ass gains better be worth it
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