If i come over, it means nothing
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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