And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Too much gin, very little bucket
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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