I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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