think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
So gin and wine won't be happening again
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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