don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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