You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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