I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
How's work?
Spinning.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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