But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I think my moral compass just broke
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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