accomplished twins. life is a go
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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