I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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