I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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