we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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