how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She just used a chaser for red wine.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Randomize
