im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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