What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
