Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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